Episodes

Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Blood Bowl Breakdown - Norse
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
The north men come. They raid, they pillage... They knock down our defensive line and dash to the endzone... All while singing, drinking, and other unspeakable things that shouldn't be done on the pitch... Also... the pigs! The smell! Is nothing sacred? What has become of our hallowed game?
- Erik Mescherschmidt, Imperial Nobility Thrower
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Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Blood Bowl Breakdown - Snotlings
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
They are the fungus among us.
The snots take to the pitch in a cacophony of catastrophic contraptions to cause as much chaos and calamity as they can.
Also sometimes they play blood bowl.
Time to jump on the (pump) wagon and get on the snotling train. It's stopping all stations!
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Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
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Friday May 20, 2022
Thoughtless Bowl 2 recap
Friday May 20, 2022
Friday May 20, 2022
Thoughtless Bowl 2 has officially been run and won!
It was an epic day of blood bowl sevens that was a sheer joy to organise.
This ep we recap the dizzying highs, the crushing lows, the tales of victory and woe... and everything in between.
Thanks again to everyone who came along and made it a sweet sweet day!
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
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Sunday May 01, 2022
Sevens league update 3 rounds and counting!
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
It's been too long since we talked about us. It's been far too long since we talked about blood bowl.
So to fix that, we talk about our last three league games of blood bowl sevens.
The highs, the lows, the moments when Nuffle said no...
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Wanna chat blood bowl? Conquest? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
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Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Conquest - Informed and aroused with Vanguard Garage Gaming
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
This episode we are joined by Rhys from Vanguard Garage Gaming to give an infinitely more informed view of Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings.
We talk about the game, what makes it different, the awesome community following it, and why you should definitely try it!
You've heard from us - now hear from someone who knows what they are talking about!
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Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Conquest - the culminating verbal disagreement of reigning patriarchs
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Or Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings, as it is otherwise known
Or... just: Conquest
Either way - we chat about this game from Para Bellum. Being completely new on the scene, but very curious we dig into the game, the lore, the models - here is the findings of our initial research.
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Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
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Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Thursday Mar 31, 2022
Thoughtless Bowl 2
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
50 episodes!! Who thought we would ever get there??
To celebrate we talk through the pack for Thoughtless Bowl 2
Why you should come along, how clever we are for running it, clarify some questions and stuff like that.
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The most fun you can have with your pants on*
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TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
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*Pants optional

Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Blood Bowl Breakdown - Nurgle
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
What's that smell? It's so thick I can taste it, it's in my eyes! It stings! *Cough* Ugh, I can't breathe... How am I supposed to play blood bowl in this? What do you mean that's coming from the players??
Nurgle teams have a whole different playbook to most other teams on the pitch. For the garden of Nurgle is bountiful, and Nurgle's blessings are plenty...
Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
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TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Sunday Mar 20, 2022
The March of hobby - A TCG hobby update
Sunday Mar 20, 2022
Sunday Mar 20, 2022
It's been far toon long between episodes where we just chat hobby. What we have done, what stupid shit we've bought, what's worth watching, what's really not...
So that is exactly what we do.
Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Sunday Mar 06, 2022
I just want to praise you
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Like Fatboy Slim, we finally give credit where it's due.
I hope you are sitting down and have assumed the brace position - because we expect this to be the episode that catapults us into the history books...
Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.