Episodes

Saturday Aug 20, 2022
Winners, Grinners, All System Go results and rundown
Saturday Aug 20, 2022
Saturday Aug 20, 2022
All Systems Go has happened. It was a sweet day of blocks and balls.
But more than that we chat to Liam, blood bowl savant and winner of All Systems Go Sevens.
He chats about his roster, game plan, games, and thoughts of sevens coming from a long history of traditional blood bowl elevens.
Check out the new and improved TCG website
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
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Monday Jul 25, 2022
Getting to know yoooooooooouuuuuu. Ask us anything
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Monday Jul 25, 2022
Or more accurately: us.
You know what we haven't spoken about of enough in this cast? Ourselves. So we thoroughly remedy that by answering all the questions you asked of us.
You asked. We answered.
But seriously - want a sneak peek at the men behind the audio? Feel like you need a more intimate understanding of exactly what makes us tick? We got you.
Check out the new and improved TCG website
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Monday Jul 04, 2022
A throwback to a less structured time
Monday Jul 04, 2022
Monday Jul 04, 2022
No real topic, no real structure... Just 2 guys talking about things they watched and bought, and games and hobby and stuff.
Have time to kill? Maybe listen to something else... When you finished that, sure - try this.
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Sevens league finale and All Systems Go
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
The latest Blood Bowl sevens league has been run and won. There were tears of joy, moments of triumph and the agonising crush of bitter defeat. But mostly just an awesome amount of fast and furious blood bowl! We chat about thev results, our games, and the shenanigans we got up to.
Also we chat all things TCG All Systems Go! The local event putting the "con" in "convention".
More importantly, we chat the undoubtedly amazing sevens tournament being run as part of ASG that will be the veritable diamond in the nerd fairy's tiara.
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Blood Bowl Breakdown - Norse
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
The north men come. They raid, they pillage... They knock down our defensive line and dash to the endzone... All while singing, drinking, and other unspeakable things that shouldn't be done on the pitch... Also... the pigs! The smell! Is nothing sacred? What has become of our hallowed game?
- Erik Mescherschmidt, Imperial Nobility Thrower
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Blood Bowl Breakdown - Snotlings
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
They are the fungus among us.
The snots take to the pitch in a cacophony of catastrophic contraptions to cause as much chaos and calamity as they can.
Also sometimes they play blood bowl.
Time to jump on the (pump) wagon and get on the snotling train. It's stopping all stations!
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Friday May 20, 2022
Thoughtless Bowl 2 recap
Friday May 20, 2022
Friday May 20, 2022
Thoughtless Bowl 2 has officially been run and won!
It was an epic day of blood bowl sevens that was a sheer joy to organise.
This ep we recap the dizzying highs, the crushing lows, the tales of victory and woe... and everything in between.
Thanks again to everyone who came along and made it a sweet sweet day!
Check out the TCG website - it has official merch!
Come play sevens with us at All Systems Go!
Wanna chat blood bowl? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop

Sunday May 01, 2022
Sevens league update 3 rounds and counting!
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
It's been too long since we talked about us. It's been far too long since we talked about blood bowl.
So to fix that, we talk about our last three league games of blood bowl sevens.
The highs, the lows, the moments when Nuffle said no...
Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2
Wanna chat blood bowl? Conquest? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Conquest - Informed and aroused with Vanguard Garage Gaming
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
This episode we are joined by Rhys from Vanguard Garage Gaming to give an infinitely more informed view of Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings.
We talk about the game, what makes it different, the awesome community following it, and why you should definitely try it!
You've heard from us - now hear from someone who knows what they are talking about!
Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2
Wanna chat blood bowl? Conquest? Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
Listen to Vanguard Garage Gaming
Keen on Conquest? Join the Para Bellum Discord
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.

Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Conquest - the culminating verbal disagreement of reigning patriarchs
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Sunday Apr 10, 2022
Or Conquest - The Last Argument of Kings, as it is otherwise known
Or... just: Conquest
Either way - we chat about this game from Para Bellum. Being completely new on the scene, but very curious we dig into the game, the lore, the models - here is the findings of our initial research.
Sign up to play Thoughtless Bowl 2
Wanna chat blood bowl. Maybe other games? We have a Discord.
TCG are now on Patreon! Give us all your money please and thank you.
Wear us. As a hat. The spreadshirt TCG shop
TCG on Twitch. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Check out our favourite gaming store Throw The Dice.